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Do You Know What The Thing About Stuff Is? |
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September 19th, 2007 11:49pm |
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by Generic Stand-Up Comedian
Do you know what the thing about stuff is? Well, let me tell you. Some stuff is like that and some stuff is like this. It’s crazy.
I’ve seen stuff and that’s how it is. The thing about stuff is it’s either this or that.
Then there’s other stuff, too.
That’s why I just deal with things. Things are nothing like stuff. But what if things were? Man, people would be all like, “Forget things! I’m all about these.”
These drive me crazy.
Some people are all about these. They are all, “These this and These that.” Not me. When this, that, these, stuff, and other stuff start being all crazy – well, I become more into those. Have you seen those? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about: an everyday situation we can all relate to and then, well, there are those. There is always where those are.
You know who else loves those, right? They. They love those. They do! They can deny it all they want, but you know it, I know it, and even those know it. Those really know it. Those use this knowledge and they don’t care. . In fact, that’s how they stay the way they are. They will do anything for those. That is also why they are always there: it’s where those are.
Which brings me to them. I know . .. I know. . . . They don’t want me to talk about them, but I’m going to. I don’t know what it is about them. Maybe it’s the fact that them. Them are like that and this after not shaving and hanging out with those.
It kind of reminds me of this and that. This is something. Them are so similar to this but it all comes down to that. That is why they and them just can’t get along. Are you relating to what I am saying? I think these are responsible.
You get it. I said it. As I said from the get go: the thing about stuff is some is like this and some is like that. Also it is crazy. That’s how it is. They and those are crazy also because they are all about it. Isn’t that something? These are responsible and that is there.
This is a situation you’ve never fully thought about, but is familiar enough to your everyday experience that you understand. That’s what the thing about stuff is.
Which brings me to my next topic: women and bathrooms.;
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