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Hallmark For Poor People |
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May 16th, 2006 11:39am |
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"When you care enough to send the very best . . " That's what the marketing wizards at Hallmark want you to think. But I recently did some undercover investigating and found that Hallmark is, in deed, not the very best. Here is what you do: 1. Go to your nearest Dollar Store 2. Find the ratty circulating card rack 3. Prepare to be knocked on the floor by cards that truly are 'the very best' Exhibit A:
Need I say more? I'm almost positive that the makers of these amazing cards outsources the creation and conception of them - because some of the messages do not really translate - but they sure are hilarious! This card makes me want to pee my pants:
They get weirder:
And weirder:
 
But some things are funny in any language . . .
I personally think it was the one in the middle.;
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