Entry for November 10, 2006 :

..Man, That Squirrel Is Crazy..
by A Hobo

Man, that squirrel is crazy. Look at that thing. It's crazy. He's all flibbity gibbet. That squirrel is crazy. He's lookin ever which a way. He's all lookin this way and that a way. I ain't gonna take his acorn, but he sure don't trust me. He's all "Nuh-uh, this is mine." He is crazy. Man, that squirrel looks like it's a nervous wreck. Don't make no sudden moves. He's plum crazy. I should put myself in his non-existent shoes. I bet his homelife is difficult. That's why his hair is all dishelved and he's crazy. Yeah, that's why. Or maybe he's just crazy. Hold on a second. Wait a second, Hobo. I'm just being a little too judgmental, aren't I? He's not crazy. He's just acting like squirrels act: squirrelly. It's in his nature. He ain't crazy. He's just a squirel. Wait a second . . . is that a gun? Does that squirrel have a gun. Yes, he's got a gun. Okay, that settles it. That squirrel is crazy.