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Guest Blogger |
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November 17th, 2006 7:07pm |
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Today's blog is brought to you by:
A Loud, Opinionated Morning Talk Show Guest
Hold up. Don't be fronting. You don't know me. Don't act like you know me, cause you don't know me! I ain't come all this way just so you could tell me he ain't my baby's daddy. Aw no, Maury. Don't even. We done did been down that road and you be sending my daughter to boot camp last time. This time I want three things. I want to Number One: know who my baby's daddy be. Seriously this time. What's a girl got to do to find out who her baby's daddy be? I want to Number Two: get a makeover or something like that (you know the kind you give to mommy's of sick children or who need to, as you say, "dress their age." You so funny, Maury. You just plain ol' funny. I got one more . . .I also want to Number Three: have Oprah give me a car or build me a house. I want the house to be built by that guy with the megaphone who doesn't wear a shirt.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
loud opinionated morning talk show guest;
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